Liberally rewriting the South Park Mormon Story:

DLC Democrat: All right, you rascals. Gather round. [the kids draw closer to their dad] Mark Penn lived in a little midwestern American town in the early 1990s. [A little midwestern American town in the early 1990s. A man rides by in a small carriage pulled by one horse. In the distance, Mark Penn strolls into town]

Singers: Mark Penn was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the DLC Microtrend religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb